Monthly Archives: April 2004

It’s obvious to me now that you are faced with a truly difficult situation: how to maintain the appearance of democracy, to drape yourself with the trappings of labour rights, while using your powers as a billyclub and imposing diktats … Continue reading →

In light of your recent decision to order the striking HEU back to work (after three whole days of job action) and to have Mr. Bruce write and impose an agreement in the interim, I am compelled to remind you … Continue reading →

Go! Lookatit! A great disguise, no? – as long as you sat on the right couches. Think of the secrets you could hear. The coins you could pilfer from beneath couch cushions. It’s a testament to the seller’s abilities (OK, … Continue reading →

OK well…. Maybe this isn’t as funny as I think it is. But maybe it’s GENIUS. Plus, so are these. And, so, earlier today, when I was on the bus? OK there was a car pulled up at the light … Continue reading →

A shameful secret: for the last two days, I have been suffering from an inordinately intense craving for peanut M&Ms. See, when I crave sweet things, once every two years or so, I get the sweet thing in question, take … Continue reading →